Warlocks and health - a fresh persepctive

Some people dismiss magnetic health care products as superstitious mumbo jumbo - along with witches and warlocks. But the reality is that even dismissing warlocks is a bit of an oversimplification. Warlocks - at least of the self-styled variety - certainly exist. Whether they have magic powers is another matter.

But remember that magic is simply magnetic without the net. Take away the net - be it the internet or the safety net - and magic certainly exists.

Okay, you say, but real or not, what is the problem with warlocks? Are they bad? Surely we have gone beyond the old-fashioned bigotry of hating them on principle. Have we not entered the  Harry Potter age, when warlocks are recognized as being like people - in the sense that they can be good or bad?

The answer is yes and no. Warlocks may be good as well as bad, but it is all about the balance of power. A powerful friend and neighbour can also be a bigger pain in the arse than an outright enemy. Just ask Canada!

And that is why it is a good idea to keep the warlocks at bay with a warlock-repellent bracelet from Magnetic Products Store.